It should come as no surprise or shock that people are nuts. Er, nuts... er, kooky, wack, weird, like that. At least from the perspective of the n-o-r-m-a-l-s, the mainstream. And so for purposes herein, ass-u-me in the middle and thence consider Mao Sugiyama NOT nuts (no nuts) but not in the middle. Huh? Here's his va-va-voom tweet... the one that set it all into motion!
【拡散希望】私の男性器（完全陰茎＋睾丸＋陰嚢）の料理を１０万円で提供します。日本人/摘出時２２才/性病検査済/機能正常状態で摘出/女性ホルモン投与無し/最大勃起時16.1cm/先着一名,複数人の共同での注文は可/調理法、場所相談応/その他DMリプライEメール等でご質問ご連絡下さい
translated
I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen [$1,250]. I’m Japanese. The organs were surgically removed at age 22. I was tested to be free of venereal diseases. The organs were of normal function. I was not receiving female hormone treatment. The length at full erection was 16.1 cm [6.3 inches]. First interested buyer will get them, or I will also consider selling to a group. Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location. If you have questions, please contact me by DM or e-mail.
And indeed, it came to pass on April 13, 2012 that he did it! Cooked 'em! With fanfare and great curiosity, Mao Sugiyama staged an event called Ham Cybele. Inasmuch as he goes by the initials HC, the clever letter play of Ham Cybele, which means century banquet, somehow makes rational music. The gig took place at the Assaya Lof(f)t A event space in Tokyo. About 70 people attended. In a way, it is nice to see some odd happenings somewhere else other than Atlantic City NJ USA, where murder is a mystical art form.
The repast included five real diners along with the six score or so others, who wanted at least a virtual taste of the things going on. A pre-meal piano recital was followed by a panel discussion. In anticipation of the event, on April 12, Mao tweeted and image posted...
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| “I’m starting to thaw them out,” |
Twitter is a most excellent medium for blow-by-blow, up to the second news. It is no wonder CNN viewership is falling. Maybe Andy Cooper could somehow try to top Mao's gambit to gain market share?
Using a portable gas grille, the protagonist artfully braised his junk, adding garnishes of mushrooms and Italian parsley. One can only imagine what it was like to see a self involved chef cooking himself up. So what did IT look and taste like?
- Close-up photos of the braised genitals showed a sliced penis shaft with clearly visible corpora cavernosa and urethra
- a sliced testicle with the look and texture of sea urchin sushi
- scrotal skin with about 3 mm of pubic hair growth
- the hard, rubbery penis root almost bent his (a real diner, Shigenobu Matsuzawa, tweeted) fork, he added
- only taste was of the red wine that it had be pre-stewed in
- scrotum was surprisingly even harder and rubberier than the penis, but tasteless (didn’t mention the pubic hair)
- testicles were hard on the outside, soft and glutinous in the middle, with a fishy or gamey taste
So, who were the diners, the ones who paid for the privilege of cannibalizing*?
- a 32 year old manga artist, who wanted the experience
- Mr. Matsuzawa, aged 29, an event planner and tweeter (to whom some of the images herein can be credited from his now deleted tweet entry)
- a 22 year old attractive female, who wondered how it would feel (oh baby, wonder if her 'swa was talking?)
- a white collar couple, aged 30 (who likely had wild coitus with a pegging inset afterwards)
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| smoooth with abs |
And so it goes...
*cannabalism is not illegal in Japan (it is in Atlantic City where gambling and mayhem are not prohibited)
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