No Teeth, Oh, Good Feet?

Gadzooks! It's almost May and raining. Fuck April. Fuck April O'Neil, but do NOT fuck over your dentist. The idiotic play of this day involves a guy named Marek Olzewski (45.) He was boyfriending a younger hootch, who is a tooth jockey by trade. Let's call her Dr. Pullum (Anna Mackowiak, 34.) The action took place in London in a country where people are reported not to have good teeth to begin with... ha-ha! http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/dentist-pulls-out-her-lovers-teeth/story-e6freuy9-1226341399768

Now Marek develops a toothache, too bad... Being the wizard ego-turd that he is, he decided to use his ex-girlfriend as his dentico. After checking out his formerly passionate mouth, she begins her work. Somehow she convinces him to take a knock out anesthetic. As she puts it, "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"

After awakening, the now changed Marek couldn't feel his teeth. Modern anesthesia can work wonders. Of course his head was wrapped up like a kid with 1955 mumps. Doctor Pullum reASSured him all was good. Upon his return to his flat he reacted, "But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."

Newly edentulous, the gummer ran into more travail. His current paramour promptly dumped him. As it turned out, she can't stand a toothless man. As far as Marek is concerned, he is going to save some money to buy new teeth. And as far as Dr. Vindictive, well, she will be investigated and possibly be headed for jail and/or found negligent..

Too bad it's not the States for soft mouth's comeuppance. What with the tort laws in place here, Marek could be a rich man. Just say $10 grand a tooth (32) plus $300,000 for pain and suffering and $500,000 for punitives, hmmm.... $1,120,000 would be worth the transgression! Yes?

No matter now... well, as long as Olzewski has... oh, the April shower has just ended... good feet! Wonder if Marek can match Ms. O'Neil's tootsies? For her part, she has teeth and feet and great hangars. Fuck her!

SMILE!!!