pplume's blog: September 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

Is Ashton an Ass?

Simple question - Yes...

Simple answer - No...

Alrighty then, this blog is done, unless of course, your name is Demi...

Hurt and forlorn, the still attractive, but aged Moore, has twittered (http://twitter.com/#!/mrskutcher) her heart (with a snap-eroo). But to no avail. Her man, Ashton Kutcher is gone. With a snoot full of fresh pheromones, he is hunting. Basic biology mandates men do not hunt for women who can't deliver the conceptus. Basic biology, so don't get pissed, whoever you are...

I see through you....

And another mrskutcher Tweet

When we are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger. -Epictetus

One can hope that devotion and LOVE take the front seat over basic biology as pair units move on and in many cases it does. Needless to say, but let's say it anyways, the gradual downwards sloping testosterone levels do reduce an aging man's search, seek and nail proclivities. But...

Demi Moore is 48

Ashton Kutcher is 32

And as far as it is known, Kutcher has not fathered... If ever there was a recipe for a man to seek out fresh and capable 'swa, this is it. For those who would offer Demi's "qualities" as a mate, the argument is watertight. But...

Men in pursuit don't give a flying shalala about "qualities". No they care about smell and how it makes them feel. Strong and powerful and omnipotent and hung, yup, that's how they feel in realized pursuit. There is no better drug, no better tonic, and no better lubriolic. No, none, "qualities" be damned!

And so now Mr. Kutcher is being described as a serial cheater, making him like a serial killer. Ever notice when somebody is described as serial, nothing good follows? And maybe he is... So what? Well, there is the matter of Demi's hurt, a matter of huge consequence. But affairs of the heart usually end badly. No doubt she already knew that.

Sara Leal* is the du jour woman of intrigue for Asston. Sadly, she holds no charm. Hiring a blood thirsty mouthpiece and asking for $250,000 NOT to tell her story does not capture anyone's sense of romance. But she did get a sweet 15 minutes... What was her name?

For Demi and Ashton, all will end well. Kincaid talks and with a pot of some $290 M on the table, neither will lose. For Demi, she will find another stud and for Ashton, a broodmare is cycling... every twenty-eight days.

E cosi va

*Sara, call Playboy now, umm, maybe a pairs-fold is in order...

http://www.pplume-blog.com/2010/10/britney-jones-call-playboy.html

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NOVEMBER 17, 2011

Well, it is official. Demi Moore has filed for divorce from Ashton. Not specifically stating it, but inferring so, it was the CHEATING.

"with great sadness and a heavy heart" said she

"I have chosen to move forward with my life." she added

And Ashton tweeted, "I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail" --

http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/17/demi-moore-divorce-ashton-kutcher/?adid=hero1#.TsZHW5yvPYk

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Sag-a-mores or Four Minutes

After watching the Red Sox collapse to dust in their run for this year's wild card spot, AJ Sidslam has come back to reality. Or to put it another way, he has finally met reality. Sidslam is now 41, an age when more is past then is coming. In short, the bowl of cherries ain't what it used to be.

Yeah, AJ is rounded, balded and less hard than he used to be. That's Life, so sung Mr. Sinatra. At 41, the sag-a-mores have set in, at least that's what Siddie's mother, Bestiala, used to say. (god rest her soul and her fat ass and her hemorrhoids, which were the size of Bing cherries) Sag-a-mores...

No, that's not a picture of Bestiala's tit. It (the tit) could belong to the hooker, Impala Caprice, a used biatch who lives three doors down from AJ, right on Hudson Street. IC services Sid every Wednesday night. Sid came across this example while surfing the net and he swears it's Impala's, even down to the hairs. Yup, look carefully, hairs...

Oh, Sid right excited himself when he looked and looked at this tit. Being rationale, he listed

the flawless white purity
the perfect pink-orange color of the areolar complex
the eccentrically placed, oversized (over sucked on) nipple
the gravity yield of the nipple
the infra nipple-ry crease
the pendulosity of this middle-aged tit
the stretch marks, so cool and real
and, of course, those hairs, the dental floss of the gods...

But Bestiala's sag-a-mores are not just tits, but the whole enchilada. The wrinkles, arthritis, forgetfulness, incontinence, increasing debility, white hair, blah-blah. Life is a losing game (Amy's video below, get a drink to watch...), a series of minuses until the tally is zero. Just ask the Red Sox or Bestiala or just look around.

There comes a time when every person, no matter how rich or how tall or how hung, gets it. It's a dose of bad medicine. For most mortals, denial is the ticket. To exemplify, look at the old men driving Posches or Corvettes... Get it? Or those same duffers thinking they can pop a woman 40 years younger. Now, got it?

Almost everything becomes an ultimate loss, but that's a given. Eat and eat some more, initially yummy, then the nausea and obesity set it. The pasta-chialti turns to merda and so there... Drink some wine, yes, drink more, no... puke and be ill. But wait, there's always moderation. Yes indeed, moderation is the arbiter of disaster. Boring moderation might get Sid 10 more years at the end, but really... what's life like between 80-90?? Ha-Ha!

It's a Thursday morning. Sid's right hand, which has been holding his screwdriver while he lefts the keys and looks at the screen, smells. Like Impala... AJ knows that because he just squeezed his upper lip between his index finger and thumb. Just perceptible, but so definite, the compelling 'swa perfume hits him like a two by four to the temple. Yikes!

Up he gets. Hard. Grabbing a Benjamin, he rushes out the door. Down the stoop, past two stoops, up the stoop. Bang-Bang....

The door opens, Impala, half asleep with her robe a-loose - Siddie can see the stretchies, both sides! With his eyes wild, he pushes into the living room. Impala knows, of course she knows. Her nipples stiffen. Right there on the couch, the exchanges take place. In less than four minutes, it's over. It only takes four minutes to renew a life contract on Hudson Street. It only takes four minutes to hold off the sag-a-mores. It only takes four minutes to...

E cosi va!!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Lemons to Uh Huh Her

How about Southwest Airlines, the family airline. Spot on SWA or is that 'SWA. Who wouldn't agree with tossing any and all folks off of a plane, who don't comport. Like a guy with baggy pants or women, women who kiss - egads!

In these days, no one can be too vigilant in a terrorized America. For example, just think what can be hidden in those kinds of trousers, which could double as a main sail. Bombs and even worse... And kissing, hmmm, brings to mind fluid(s). In theory, two people swapping spit could be concocting an explosive device. You know, each has a "tooth" filled with chemicals, which when mixed - kaboom.

Besides the obvious, just think how families would and could be shocked, s-h-o-c-k-e-d, seeing baggy pants or worse yet, resultant low bounce crack. crrrraaaack!!! And that same nuclear unit of four would be floored seeing kissing... smmmooochh!!! Lip locking could cause moms and dads and kids to diarrhea.

Oh Billie Joe, Oh Leisha and Oh Camila, what do you have in common? HaHa. You are all tossies from 'SWA. While you have all been inconvenienced and wronged, hey, that's life in America. What price freedom? Sure, baggy pants Billie Joe and lip locking Leisha and Camila have their "rights", but no one much gives a fig. What the deuce?

Now, now... 'SWA has apologized to Billie Joe. Perhaps 'SWA was remorseful as a result of BJA tweeting like a canary. But check this out for a sense of what this airline has been up to... http://www.wacktrap.com/travel/air-travel/civil-rights-violation-sees-green-days-armstrong-booted-southwest-airlines-flight

Also, please, scope out Leisha's and Camila's statement made through their indie group Uh Huh Her. http://www.msopr.com/press-releases/uh-huh-her-camila-grey-and-leisha-hailey-respond-to-southwest-airlines-incident/

UH HUH HER:
Camila Grey and Leisha Hailey statement

We have always promoted tolerance, openness and equality both as a band and as individuals. We both come from loving homes where our parents not only love and accept us, but are also proud of who we are. We believe everyone has the right to live openly in this society as equals. In no way were our actions on Southwest Airlines excessive, inappropriate or vulgar. We want to make it clear we were not making out or creating any kind of spectacle of ourselves, it was one, modest kiss. We are responsible adult women who walk through the world with dignity. We were simply being affectionate like any normal couple. We were on the airplane less than 5 minutes when all was said and done. We take full responsibility for getting verbally upset with the flight attendant after being told it was a “family airline.” We were never told the reason the flight attendant approached us, we were only scolded that we “needed to be aware that Southwest Airlines was a family oriented airline.” No matter how quietly homophobia is whispered, it doesn’t make it any less loud. You can’t whisper hate. We ask this airline to teach their employees to not discriminate against any couple, ever, regardless of their own beliefs. We want to live in a society where if your loved one leans over to give you an innocent kiss on an airplane it’s not labeled as “excessive or not family oriented” by a corporation and its employees. We find it very disturbing that the same airline who lauds itself as being LGBT friendly has twisted an upsetting incident that happened into our behavior being “too excessive.” The above is not an apology and we are in the process of filing a formal complaint with the airline. We hope that when all is said and done a greater tolerance without prejudice will evolve.

www.uhhuhher.com

Leisha, too, has tweeted. http://twitter.com/#!/Leisha_Hailey 'SWA's indelicacy in regards LGBT matters is being highlighted. Just a guess, but the odds are 'SWA will apologize, again. Rightfully so! Here are a few tweets...

I have been discriminated against by @SouthwestAir. Flt. attendant said that it was a "family" airline and kissing was not ok.

This is an outrage. I demand a public apology by @SouthwestAirand a refund. Hate is not a family value. I will never fly this airline.

We were escorted off the plane for getting upset about the issue.@SouthwestAir endorses homophobic employees. No one made her accountable.

Since when is showing affection towards someone you love illegal? I want to know what Southwest Airlines considers as "family".

So there are the lemons. ? the lemonade? Well, for Billie Joe of Green Day, free flights, lol. But for Uh Huh Her -> recognition has risen meteorically. In a way, such exposure could not be purchased by any finite bank account. Listen to a few of their tunes. Good stuff!

Ok, then, let's move on. And for now stay off of 'SWA. Do not go into the tunnel fuselages of 'SWA. well, unless it can't be helped :) The power of the 'SWA cannot be underestimated...

Volare e cantare, per sempre

(To fly and to sing, forever)

Southwest Airlines makes a Statement

September 27, 2011

(Just a ticket refund???)

Additional reports from our Employees and Customers onboard flight 2274 during a stop in El Paso on Sunday now confirm profane language was being used loudly by two passengers. At least one family who was offended by the loud profanity moved to another area of the cabin. Although we have reports of what Customers characterize as an excessive public display of affection, ultimately their aggressive reaction led to their removal from the aircraft. We do not tolerate discrimination against anyone for any reason. In this situation, their removal was directly and solely related to the escalated conversation that developed onboard the aircraft.

Our tenets of inclusion and celebration of diversity among our Customers and Employees-including those in the LGBT communities-anchor our Culture of mutual respect and following the Golden Rule. The more than 100 million people who fly Southwest each year reflect the great diversity of our country and our Company - and ALL are valued and welcome. In fact, we've been recognized as a leader in diversity throughout our 40 years of service.

Our Customer Advocacy Team reached out to extend goodwill and a full refund for an experience that fell short of the passengers' expectation.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

E-L-I-S-A-B-E-T-T-A, Quick Step, OUT!!!

Elisabetta Canalis and Valentin Chmerkovskiy nailed the quick step in round 2 of Dancing with the Stars. Elisabetta was much better this week, more animated, less tense (but still not relaxed) and more appealing.

The below You Tube clip flavors the tensions of preparing for such a daunting task as dancing. Credit must be given to anyone who takes on such an assignment. Elisabetta, for her part, has much improved and she and Val still remain in contention to win it all. The key is continued improvement. Short shrift cannot and should not be given to the chemistry between teacher Val and student Elisabetta. They make an appealing couple...

Right now, Elisabetta is soooo hot http://www.pplume-blog.com/2011/09/elisabetta-is-so-hot-right-now.html - no small factor in their favor. Here watch the clip and enjoy the interplay, dancing and music...

Fino alla volta prossima!

(Till next time!)

Oh, they received 21/30 points...
(3rd place)
BUT, alas
the fan voting did them in.

Without the needed phone vote-ins
Elisabetta and Val have
failed to make the cut.
They are out of DWTS!!!
Damn.

Oops, il nessun tempo prossimo!
(Oops, no next time!)

Ciao

Bike Ride Nude!

Be-be-bop...

Be-be-bop.

Girls on bikes, naked!

Sweet-

Just something

About bikes,

girls and

bare-ness.

In a way,

not as much sexy

as just

fun hot, fun!

Bikes bring smiles.

Gotta be a kid or

a kid at heart

to bike...

Indeed, biking is

FUN.

Being naked and free

is fun, too.

So these images

are

a prioi

FUN!

And hot too.

To ride

free and fast

and bare...

...is an unparalleled

joy.

See any frowns

or droopies?

So check

out

http://hottybikes.tumblr.com/

Great site for these kinds of things.

So...

head for the

garage.

Clean it up!

Inflate those tires

and apply liberal

lubrication.

Strip, jump on... wheeeeeeee

Nudo di giro della bici!

(Bike ride nude!)

http://michaelrecycles.tumblr.com/

Monday, September 26, 2011

Connie Kreski

Connie Kreski was an incredible heartthrob in her day. Happy belated birthday!! Born on September 19, 1946, this Playboy blonde died in 1995 of a blocked carotid artery. She was only 48... but she had a history of lung cancer.

Back then in 1969, when she was the Playmate of the Year, the world was a different place. Well, not really that different... Connie was the 1968 January centerfold as well.