Paradigm Alex McCord

Painfully hot is Atlantic City today. Humidity worse. What the meteorologists call a 90-90 day. Sweaty, Cal Clisters sits on a shade bench on the boardwalk. Ripe, he would be considered erotically charged in France. With his left hand he slams down a Rondo*, his neck fully extended. His right hand digs around his left armpit. Who knows what he's thinking about, but he is overheated.

Two guys, sit next to him talking. Blah, blah, blah... Both are wearing thin black ankle high socks, sandals with open toes, shorts and wife beater tees. Did they dress together? Cal concludes they are from Pennsylvania. He picks up their chatter...

• Paradigm... for what?
• Sexuality...
• Huh?
• Realistic sexuality..
• Whaaat?
• Well, the real thing, a real woman.
• Alex McCord is over the hill. She hit the wall. You are insane!
• She is not some artificially enhanced and photoshopped babe like those flooding the internet, TV. movies and the like.
• Oh, c'mon just look at her big sucked out nips and her looseness. Way too many miles on her clock.
• Do you think women are cars?
• Yeah and if I do, who would want a used car with a lot of miles, he-he?
• That's a bad metaphor, people are not cars. In distinction to autos, people get better with age and experience.
• Oh, is that so...?
• Turn the mirror around, what does the seeker bring to the table?
• Low blow
• Maybe, but Alex is pure woman in every sense of the word.
• Oh, is that so...?
• She is realistic sexuality...
• Explain that...
• Ok, easy. He brings up some images...

Alex McCord is a 37 year old former model, who has lately made her bones on an inane TV show called Real Housewives of New York City. Here's her bio... http://www.buddytv.com/info/alex-mccord-info.aspx


Date Of Birth  October 1, 1973

Biography Alex McCord is an actress who has appeared on shows like One Life to Live and Cyberchase, as well as films like The Great New Wonderful , Uptown Girls and The Warrior Class. However, she came to prominence as one of the stars of the reality series The Real Housewives of New York City.

Married to Simon van Kempen, Alex attended Northwestern University and though she didn't graduate, she was able work as a graphic designer for over nine years. She has also written a book with her husband entitled Little Kids, Big City.

Place of Birth Washington, D.C.

Birth Name Alex McCord

Gender Female

Fun Facts She has two sons with husband Simon van Kempen.

She also has written a book, Little Kids, Big City, with her husband...

The married couple of Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen are first and foremost the proud parents of two wonderful and endlessly energetic and creative children, Johan and François, two constantly shedding cats and one ‘can’t believe it’s still alive’ fish. They live in brownstone Brooklyn, and in addition to their book have discussed parenting, marriage and lifestyle topics on many shows, including Joy Behar, Huckabee, LXTV, Wendy Williams, Access Hollywood, The Insider, ET, E! Daily 10, Better TV and many more. Alex also covers reality television and its pitfalls in regular blog columns in People Magazine. Both fearlessly fashionable, the two are Style Ambassadors for Providence Style Week, and Alex was named Best Dressed Housewife Overall in 2010 byGlamour Magazine. http://www.mccordvankempen.com/index.html

• Now, just look at that package. A bit upper lip challenged, but so what? The wide hips, thicker thighs and generous nipples bespeak a woman with fertility, past and ongoing. Indeed such physical attributes are the essence of femininity. Again.. he repeated...

1. Full hips
2. Thick thighs
3. Generous nipples
4. Great teeth and smile

And More!

1. Lovely hair
2. Trim body
3. Shaved smooth 'swa
4. Smart
5. Urbane
6. Sized breasts....

• Well, OK, she's OK.
• OK? 
• Yeah, OK, she looks a bit worn to me. I like 'em fresh
• Like unused, untouched, mint condition?
• Yup.
• New car smell...
• Yes, yes indeed! 
• How old are you?
• 47, almost 47
• You're an idiot. Women are not cars.
• Says who?

Cal pulled up these images on his iPhone while the Quaker Staters went on yapping.

Hmm, habada-hoobada...Was it the heat, the sun, the sweat, the steam, the chatter, the nipples, the shaved 'swa or what?? Rising and biking off, Cal rushed home to his apartment on South Carolina Avenue for some relief. Some days it's too hot to think straight...


Yelling "Josie" as he bounded the steps to his 3rd story flat, Cal was hoping she hadn't gone to the beach. Retired and widowed, the 64 year old donna was small, round and peppy. A Fiat Cinquecento, sore to speak! She lived a floor below him... handling his tune-ups as required. He paid her rent!

E cosi va

*Rondo was a citrus-flavored soft drink available in limited U.S. markets in the late 1970s and early 1980s, one which was "blended from fine essences", and "lightly carbonated". It is mostly famous for its slogan - "Rondo---The Thirst Crusher" - as well as its commercials, featuring people crushing the cans in various ways. The cans featured bright yellow packaging for regular Rondo and green packaging for Diet Rondo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rondo_(soft_drink)

Rondos are still available in Atlantic City. Cal bought out the name and the formula. His company Ron-Cal produces the brew at his plant on Baltic Avenue. Using only challenged employees, his small business is a local favorite.