Anthony, Say NO

Anthony

Aha, the pressure is mounting for Anthony Weiner to resign his congressional seat. Even the titular leader of the Blues has said,

I think he's embarrassed himself," the president said. "He's acknowledged that. He's embarrassed his wife and his family. Ultimately, there's going to be a decision for him and his constituents. I can tell you that, if it was me, I would resign.

Obama's weiner, er wiener

Well, isn't the Obamate quite the judge and jury? Perhaps BO should concern himself with matters more dear to his office. Consider his two wars plus Libya, add on the real unemployment rate of > 15%, attach the underwater mortgage market, parlay the debt of anywhere betweeen $14 and $64 TRILLION, stuff in the piercing of the debt limit, and burn the USA's energy debacle in and Mr. IF IT WAS ME has more to jabber about than Anthony. Much more. Much, much more!

Out on the table, in  plain view, is the fact that Mr. Weiner likes to sext, text and tweet. Big deal. The rancorous issues surrounding his actions smack of what could be called typical American sexual schizophrenia. The Yanks are one tortured bunch when it comes to fleshy matters. Sex everywhere but no sex here, there and anywhere. To Anthony's ill luck, his pecadiloes have placed him in this vortex of tortured perception. He has made is so easy to be criticized that every Tom, John, Barack Hussein and Nancy has jumped on the slay wagon.

Right now the ex-pride of Plattsburgh State University is on a two week leave of absence, getting rehabbed. Rehabbed!!! So cool and so 2011. Once his rehabilitation is completed, he will be cured of his disease. It is rumored that the ultimate decision regarding his continuation in DC will depend on his wife's acumen. Huma Abedin will be back in town tomorrow. Pregnant, the dark haired ux, will be speaking like the Pope, well not ex cathedra, but ex gravido.

Huma and Hillary

Abedin is a smart young woman. Just guessing, but her mentor (ess) is Hiliary Clinton. Ah.... if ever there was a long suffering, yet loyal wife, it would be Ms. Clinton. Will Huma be as gracious and forgiving as Hill? How does an under the oval office desk chewie compare to an erected pix of gray tighties? In truth, Anthony has not even scratched the paint of Bill Clinton's sexcapade Cadillac. Consequently, the former Ms. Rodham, must find the whole Weiner-gate gig-a-bash amusing.

So what are the odds that HA gives AW a pass? Forgives him? Encourages him to continue representing his constituents? In a survey of random stonads, its 9:1. Huma Abedin will express her deep love for her man, validate him and make him less fallen, less despicable and less sleazy. Even if she does not say it, the generally stoic graduate of GWU will remind us that Anthony has value and worth.

Craig

The whole Weiner saga has begun to hit the boring point. Once Abedin's chips in her two cents, the story will move off of the front pages of Drudge and HuffPo. There will soon be other "scandals" to report and to drool over. Anybody talking about Charlie Sheen or Ashton Kutcher or that guy from Louisiana with the hookers? Vitter or Bitter or Twatter or whatever, the Senator, who is STILL in office. Of course not. All of their situations played out, ran out of steam and went away. Anthony, study history! What about Larry Craig, the footsie in the airport bathroom character. Where's he now? Didn't he finish his term in office as a Senator from Idaho? (Retired and Yes, he did)

Mr. Weiner would be a fool to resign. Ironically, his work record is excellent. Ha, that history stands in distinction to the poor log sheet of da Obaminable, who might consider resigning himself. Just because a man has an exuberant sexual appetite... Many Americans would be delighted to return to the economic times of philandering Bill Clinton rather than to idle, struggling under the dollar constraints of the holier than thou Mr. Obama.

For those who have lived without mistakes, without sin (that is a sucky word) or bad animus, casting aspersions at Mr. Weiner might be something only THEY can do. Oh, poppycock! Leave Mr. Anthony alone. The seriousness of the Weinified, modern man crimes is inconsequential. Texting and sexting and tweeting are part and parcel of life in the early twenty-first century. For those offended with these conveyances, get with the program. Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony...

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