Ahh, those Jersey girls. They are something. Even New York girls, who say they are Jersey girls, are all that and a bag of chips, too. Duh, think Snooki and JWoww.
In the 2004 underperforming flick, Jersey Girl, the phrase line, "He wanted it all...but he got more than he bargained for" is prophetic. Prophetic, that is, for the liver lipped Kelsey Grammer.
Kelsey, of Frasier fame, met his Jersey girl in 1996 at an MTV party. Camille Donatucci was born in Jersey City, New Jersey in 1963. She has performed as an exotic dancer, has worked as an escort and she has appeared in Playboy magazine (some 15 or so times).
In addition, she has done film work. Not surprisingly, she has appeared nude in notable films including Private Parts, Deconstructing Harry and Bedtime Stories with Marilyn Chambers. (The Ivory Snow Girl)
Camille Grammer is the kind of woman, who can make men slap their lips together in a rhythmic cadence, just by walking into a room.
It's no weakness on Mr. Grammer's part that he took the heat after coming into her zone. Married in 1997, the couple issued 2 children in '01 and '04, respectively. Well, creatively issued. They used a surrogate? Conjecture surrounds that decision.
The Grammers, in their day, joined forces to raise awareness of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The Cam-ster suffers from this malady, seen more commonly in women by a gender ratio of 3:1. Common symptoms include bowel blasts of diarrhea, problematic constipation (sometimes weeks of retention), stool mucus, bloating and distention, increased gaseousness, and pain. There is no known cause and no known cure.
Their days are now over. Ms. Grammer nee Donatucci has filed for divorce from the balding towhead. Grammer, a native of St. Thomas (USVI), as it turns out, has taken the heat again. Having impregnated new friend and lover, Kayte Walsh, the man with the smooth and deep voice, announced his engagement to her on December 28, 2010. Sadly, Kayte lost the baby, but it is an odds on bet she will provide the star of the perennially re-running shows, Cheers and Frasier, his fifth offspring. (Hmm, Kayte will be wife #4!).
Kelsey Grammer has a parasuicidal habit of a NO PRENUP POLICY. Since he has no current premarital agreement to shield assets, it is likely he will pay the former hip grinder, Jersey girl Camille, molti soldi*. He offered, what he considered, a fair amount of $30 M. The Garden State bred Donatucci so much as laughed at the comedian. She wants $50 M and some oddsmakers say, "Book it!" (It is rumored that Kelsey-Kayte PDA'd a little more than Camille could stand, prompting her to go for the fictional psychiatrist's Cowper's glands.)
Somewhat surprisingly Grammer has declared he will not INSULT Walsh with a PRENUP request. Whaaaattt?? Has the man learned nothing? Inasmuch as he is more active than a dipstick jockey in a Jiffy Lube Oil Station, there's only a minimal chance the comely Katye will be his last plunge into the abyss of love. A seer would "see" a #5 and a #6 and more, until he dies, one way or the other. Yet, as of now, he is going in with Ms. Walsh "bare". Perhaps the flood of infatuative endorphins cause Mr. Grammer to behave like a, well, like a man in heat.
So, as this saga moves forwards, fans of Grammer can only hope he, himself, doesn't develop Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Stress can bring it on, and bring it on some more. Undoubtedly, though, he is rich enough to afford Camille's fleecing. And, moreover, his fans can draw some solace from the fact that Katye was born in California. And if you don't know about California gurls, watch this.
E cosi va.
*molti soldi-a lot of money