Chelsea Charms is Jack's Girl

Jack Dixon is a wee-oo, a short guy. Besides being challenged vertically, he's a little weird. Not bad weird or evil or mean, just off center. Career Zamboni ice drivers can be like that. Jack, a long time rink "custodian" at a known New England prep school, is the kind of guy who easily falls through the cracks.

Dixon lives in an apartment which sits atop "Main Street Frozen Dee-Lites", a seasonal ice cream shop. Having never been good with ladies, he has immersed himself into the fantasy world of porn pals. Shy and inhibited, Jack plays out his fantasies by looking. Interactive sites have proven to be too intimidating for the native North Carolinian. In reality, he is happy to look and act solo.

Often Jack will refer to his girlfriend. Indeed, people will often say things like, "Hey Jack, how are you? How's Chelsea?" Or, "When am I going to meet Chelsea?" Or, "Do you really have a girlfriend named Chelsea cause we've never met her?" To questions like these and others, Jack smiles and shrugs. Stock replies include, "We're both good." Or, "She's away for the weekend." Or, "Of course she's real, she had to go back to Ohio to visit her sickly Mom (or Dad)."

Chelsea is REAL. But Jack's relationship with the remarkable Chelsea Charms is limited to his imagination. Dixon suffers from breast distortion phoria syndrome (BDPS). In his world, the bigger the female breast the better. And bigger knows no limits. No limits. In fact, if a woman's breasts filled a room or the Rose Bowl, her breasts would never be too large. Men, like Jack, with BDPS can never be size satisfied.

Miss Charms is known as a big breast model. Born in Minneapolis-St.Paul in 1976, Charms has been descrbed as "all bosom". She became a subject of interest of the artist Marc Quinn. In his May 2010 London exhibit, he featured among his works a Charms statue.


Chelsea has a website, http://www.chelseacharms.com/ Among other things she claims her breast size to be is 153XXX and that each of her gargantuan melons weighs 26 pounds. Looking at this snap, she isn't exaggerating.



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Maxi Mounds is another adult entertainer, who has string implants. Look here.


Jack likes Mounds all right. To put it in terms Jack uses, Chelsea is a righty and Maxi is a lefty. No, neither pitches for the Yankees. Jack is right handed, by the way.

Dr. Gerald Johnson pioneered polypropylene string breast implants. This type of implant material, once placed in the breast pocket causes ongoing irritation and serum secretion. The polypropylene is able to absorb fluid and over time gets bigger and bigger. Sometimes one breast will get bigger than the other, but they can be balanced out by either the removal or addition of fluid. Charms, who initially had saline implants to an E cup and then again to an HH cup finally did the string thing. The third time is the charm. Initially her string implants were at 2500 cc's (which is huge), but now are now at 7000 cc's!

String implants have been banned both in the European Union and America. Perhaps strings can be obtained elsewhere? Brazil, India and Thailand might be good starting points for those shopping for the "Look".

It's a cold early December Sunday. Snow flurries sprinkled off and on all day, without any accumulation. Hockey season is starting up and the rink meister has plenty to do. Tonight Jack is Off. He's going to take out a pizza from Jianetti's and head home. Chelsea said she'll be waiting and a man should never keep his girl in limbo. And so it goes.