"...When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by. Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest. I said goodnight, rolled over, and went to sleep. ..." http://gawker.com/5674353/
This excerpt comes out of a piece titled, "I Had a One-Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell". The Gawker not only ran it on its website but also placed it in their Twitter offerings as a stand alone. The unnamed narrator (more on him later) describes a Halloween of three years ago when he had an interaction with Ms. O'Donnell. From his own description of the goings on, the article's title is far more salacious than the night's events. All in all, it was a boring encounter which would have been better left to the dusty bins of history. Besides, men don't talk about such matters. Do they?
Foster Karner, in a Village Voice Blog, expresses frustration and anger with the loose lipped lover of smooth and the writer does a bit of new fashioned gumshoeing. http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2010/10/is_this_the_guy.php Karner reverse searches, checks out some property records and even talks with Ms. O'Donnell's aunt. Lo and behold Foster names the garrulous bed mate as Brad Kurisko.
BK is 28 and a Rotarian. What ever is a Rotarian? LOL. And even better, Foster points out, Brad is a Phillies fan. As an aside, did the Fightins miserable showing against the Giants in the National League Playoff last week lead to Brad's spilling the beans? Depression is played out in funny ways.
Three years ago, Christine would have been about 38. Hmm, Brad would have been 25. Not quite December-May, maybe June-September? Is 38 old enough to be classified a cougar? Christine has never married, perhaps making her ineligible for cougar status, no matter her age.
At the time of the purported dalliance, the anonymous author asserts COD claimed she was a virgin. When pressed, he says, COD explained she was a "born again virgin". So as the frustrated lover tells it, he beds Christine in eager anticipation. Then the liaison fails to taint her "virginity" for a number of reasons, not the least of which is her grooming. OMG. Is this balderdash or what? Grooming? Could there have been a generational grooming gap?
In an alternative analysis, the Smoking Gun, http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gawker/trail-anonymous-christine-odonnells-sex-free-pal intimates the loquacious would-be lover was not Brad, but rather Dustin Dominiak.
An Albion College mate of Brad's, they lived together in Philadelphia for the period of time in question. In addition, DD is about the same age as BK, but there is no information as to whether he, too, is a Rotarian and/or a Phillies fan. Brad denies being the "anonymous" author of the saga, but he has refused to finger Dustin directly. Will it ultimately be Brad or Dustin or an as yet to be named person?
Considering that COD is one election away from being a United States Senator, any ink and energy devoted to her should be spent on evaluating her suitability to hold such an important public office. Considering COD has minimal experience and that she has given her followers some pause regarding her familiarity with the essence of the First Amendment, a more sane and rational description of her qualifications for public office would be more on point. But, face it, such a discourse would be as yawn inducing as O'Donnell's opponent Christopher Coons. So talking about COD as vibrissal sheet spread is gonna get more attention than being serious. And in politics, any attention is better than none. On second thought, is the anonymous author just doing Christine a favor with his expose?
Alas, as the elections season winds down, Delawarians and wannabe Delawarians can't wait for the COD-CC showdown. It appears that Coons brings more of everything senatorial to the table than O'Donnell, but there is no doubt she will prove to be the more interesting, exciting and heart thumping Senator. She is a loose cannon, who would be unpredictable. And she has her followers. Sadly, no matter what happens, the author's intimate description of the erstwhile Christine O'Donnell will be difficult to erase. But all heroes have their secrets. Compared to the furry dramas of Bill Clinton, Barney Frank and John Edwards, the Kurisko/Dominiak/unknown-O'Donnell tale is mere lanugo.
And Clinton, Frank and Edwards have all met their own, respective electoral successes! So why not Christine O'Donnell?
In an alternative analysis, the Smoking Gun, http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gawker/trail-anonymous-christine-odonnells-sex-free-pal intimates the loquacious would-be lover was not Brad, but rather Dustin Dominiak.
An Albion College mate of Brad's, they lived together in Philadelphia for the period of time in question. In addition, DD is about the same age as BK, but there is no information as to whether he, too, is a Rotarian and/or a Phillies fan. Brad denies being the "anonymous" author of the saga, but he has refused to finger Dustin directly. Will it ultimately be Brad or Dustin or an as yet to be named person?
Considering that COD is one election away from being a United States Senator, any ink and energy devoted to her should be spent on evaluating her suitability to hold such an important public office. Considering COD has minimal experience and that she has given her followers some pause regarding her familiarity with the essence of the First Amendment, a more sane and rational description of her qualifications for public office would be more on point. But, face it, such a discourse would be as yawn inducing as O'Donnell's opponent Christopher Coons. So talking about COD as vibrissal sheet spread is gonna get more attention than being serious. And in politics, any attention is better than none. On second thought, is the anonymous author just doing Christine a favor with his expose?
Alas, as the elections season winds down, Delawarians and wannabe Delawarians can't wait for the COD-CC showdown. It appears that Coons brings more of everything senatorial to the table than O'Donnell, but there is no doubt she will prove to be the more interesting, exciting and heart thumping Senator. She is a loose cannon, who would be unpredictable. And she has her followers. Sadly, no matter what happens, the author's intimate description of the erstwhile Christine O'Donnell will be difficult to erase. But all heroes have their secrets. Compared to the furry dramas of Bill Clinton, Barney Frank and John Edwards, the Kurisko/Dominiak/unknown-O'Donnell tale is mere lanugo.
And Clinton, Frank and Edwards have all met their own, respective electoral successes! So why not Christine O'Donnell?
And so it goes.
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